Bitches be clown adjacent and still obsessing over Handsome Jack in 2019
It’s me. I’m bitches.
THE BORDERLANDS 3 SQUAD
stans who harass celebrities and their significant others because they think they have a say in the celebs’ personal lives are
delusional as fuck
I can’t believe Mordecai and Brick are now Tina’s parents I am LIVING right now
Look, is it too much to ask for an AU where the twins aren’t the villains? Can they be Vault Hunters instead? Can everyone just…chill out and no one gets hurt and they all become friends and we get to see a good sibling relationship and they bring their unique strengths to the Crimson Raiders and Maya and Lilith and Amara and Tyreen always hang out and talk about siren stuff and help train the new generation of sirens (aka: Little Blue) and usually include Troy because he’s basically an honorary siren and Tyreen knows he hates being left out and-
*deep breath*
And Gaige convinces Rhys to send them some supplies from Atlas and helps Troy build a slick new arm that can still hold his ridiculous sword but isn’t so much stupidly bigger than his other arm and is actually functional and Troy goes absolutely nuts over Deathtrap, he thinks DT is the coolest thing ever and he and Gaige paint new fun icons on him-
And Tyreen loves when Tina comes to visit because she likes this kid’s spunk and Tina is beside herself, her poor little teenage lesbian heart can’t help it, all these gorgeous sirens, five of them! And one close(ish) to her own age! And Tyreen loves playing Bunkers and Badasses and does the best character voices and makes very dramatic role-playing decisions and ensures Tina always has a great time and and and-
…guys I just really want them to be happy.
My hopes for the bl3 intro:
- hooked on a feeling
- holding out for a hero
- venga bus
- come on eileen
Feel free to add your own
The call of danger and loot is not so easily resisted. Certain warriors came to Pandora in droves to uncover its hidden secrets. Some would call them adventurers. Others call them fools. But I… call them Vault Hunters.
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